Intimacy: Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

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Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:57

That's because they need to get a room. Stalls aren't designed for such intense purposes.

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Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:59

you sure they were makin out? sounds like there was an intense game of battleshits goin on

Comments

Turtle_Man 21

Wednesday 12 September 2012 8:27

three some?

ObeyStudKing 4

Wednesday 12 September 2012 9:18

Sweetie!! Your lucky congrats. Now go join them

_overandout_ 10

Wednesday 12 September 2012 13:02

Sounds eerily like the beginning of a **** movie ... :) - But seriously, that HAD to be awkward :/

Christala 8

Wednesday 12 September 2012 14:52

Did you get in on it?

Austyn57 1

Wednesday 12 September 2012 15:59

wowww now thats sum rocksous love making

brandonjd25 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 18:08

Get any good pics??? :-P

183933 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 18:54

3some!

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:05

That's really hot

MourningLight 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 9:32

were they hot?

mrsmaglietta 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 10:36

well that killed the mood

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