Love: Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital... - FML

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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cinnamania 3

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:52

Oh, wow. She's lovely.

Luckster 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:59

Bitches like that make me ashamed to be a woman. Time for her to become an Ex. I hope you're well!

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:09

What'd you do to make her mad like that?

ogloc 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:10

PMS. Dump that bitch.

steve1234 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:10

what a whoree.

lolwhat_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:12

Maybe it's your fault for controlling her before ?! ..

Bryan_Z 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:12

do you tell her what to do"?

maresss491 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:16

she is quite a catch....

FoundManyLemons 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:19

DTMFA?

acertijo 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:25

intolerant :/

elloelle 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:27

dont blame that on PMS some one just has issues...damn.

x3chibi 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:27

Do you always make her pick you up? I hadda bf like that who was a lazy ass.

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