Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out...

By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 7:38

SURPRISE CONTRACEPTION!!!

kleokriesel 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:32

that's what you get for using the pullout method FAIL

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WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 7:38

SURPRISE CONTRACEPTION!!!

kleokriesel 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:32

that's what you get for using the pullout method FAIL

Ceaston87 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Dirrtyrice 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:54

HAHA...uterine punch contraceptive...nice idea

Laid2Rest6661 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:17

How the hell did you manage that one?

Durf 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 8:52

The last part made it even better. "I came while she was writhing in pain."

leadninja 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:33

SMASH THAT BABY RIGHT OUTTA HER

superzombie 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:47

Next time, before you punch her, you should ask her "Who's the boss" so she gets the full Tony Danza experience.

jsmith1199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:10

punching her in the stomach: the best morning after pill money can buy patent that shit

ell3x0 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:56

awe, at least you care about the fact that you hurt ur gf. most dudes, like the ones who commented on here, dont care as long as they nut. thank you for being decent.