Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch... - FML

By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By Anja - 03/02/2021 03:30

Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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zOMGitsdc 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:11

I hope you thanked said friend for sharing their stash...

caancoha 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:09

At least you calmed down, right?

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wintamint101 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:48

real friends wouldnt want to kill you

bbodin33 7

Friday 6 May 2011 6:47

you mean laxitives or "special" brownie?

MaryPoppins88 14

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:45

hahaha your friends awesome!

Quinzel_fml 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:01

aw sweet!!

Abbieekins 0

Monday 10 October 2011 7:31

Lucky iHavent Had A "Funny Browniee " In A Long Timee ;o

beckyxD 13

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:02

I dont get it /:

ShadowBitch99 2

Saturday 31 December 2011 19:46

Awesome dude!! Lucky you got a good friend. XD

Sarahbrat 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:00

A friend with weed is a friend indeed. Especially if that said friend is willing to share it without a request.

kenna1717 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:14

Reminds me of Life as we know it...

richiefitz 4

Monday 24 September 2012 22:04

I gave my friend an LSD cough drop 1st period once

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