Animals: Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the...

By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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shananigans 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:45

Please please give us the link to that video!!

breenarae25 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:01

who said he was recording?

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shananigans 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:45

Please please give us the link to that video!!

iknowimannoying 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:16

i like it when you call me big poppa

NuTrees 9

Friday 1 July 2011 15:54

put to hands in the air if you a true playa!

riku3220 2

Friday 27 November 2009 1:46

So your dad just happened to be there recording you two fighting?

breenarae25 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:01

who said he was recording?

bballboy91 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:47

Whats the video called? I wrote "dog vomits on face" but got nothing....

loner98 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:49

lol haha

DynamicDave 11

Friday 27 November 2009 1:48

I agree with 1 and 2. I reall want the link and what a coincidence!

jzzsxm 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:50

Link please!

whoismgmt 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:51

Yeah lets see the link otherwise Im calling bullshit

SimpleMinds_fml 7

Monday 31 October 2011 7:29

To the people asking for a link... WHERE THE **** DOES IT SAY ANYONE IS RECORDING, YOU IDIOTS!

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 27 November 2009 1:54

I agree with 3. =D

anonymous112295 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:57

i call bullshiz!

dolerat 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:58

Ha! I'll bet there's no video. Half the postings on this site are bullshit, the other half are partial bullshit.

whoismgmt 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:01

What did those moderated comments say? Who does moderate them anyway??

Anteezy 7

Friday 27 November 2009 2:08

The moderators.

whoismgmt 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:09

Dude what does ftw mean lol?

whoismgmt 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:18

Oh right cool, yeah MGMT rock!

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