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By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

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Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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biggary19 3

Friday 25 March 2011 15:38

looks like u found a keeper lol

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Friday 25 March 2011 15:46

Then give him period blood.....jk lmao

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RamziTheAwesome 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 20:29

You have an excellent choice in men.. Ultimate Fail 

puddincup 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 20:02

he's creepy but y is this an fml

daisy193 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:39

WTF?! Gross.

N3v43h 0

Friday 8 April 2011 5:18

run

Eccentric_Ray 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:13

amazing >.<'

Crystalosophy 0

Monday 9 May 2011 6:47

I wonder what made him think that giving you his blood would prove how much he loves you?

lexilovess 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 7:18

freakin creepy

jdawg2010 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:28

well, if you see little cuts on his fingers, then you know he picks his nose too...

pyper87 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:49

that's a wack job for ya!!

completedumbass 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:07

that's how rednecks shave their noses.

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