By konichiwa - 02/11/2009 22:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML
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EffYoLife 14

well thats what he gets for cheating on his girlfriend. if he didnt do that, you wouldnt have had that story to tell. so oh well FHL (eff HIS life)

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CrysGom 0

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RoxiLady 10

Thats not a secret you keep!

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perdix 29

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Alanber92 5

This is the first time I've seen Perdix's comment buried due to negative votes....

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Ms_ValS 27

Apparently girls don't care as long as you give her money. One problem. She's the committed gf not your local hooker.

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Life_is_FML 22

I'm sorry but if my boyfriend had sex with someone else regardless of who they were I'd be a little pissed. OP didn't really deserve it for being truthful

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michelleJ11 25

You know something is terribly wrong when people take perdix seriously ...

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omghehehe 0

:) nice!!! what happened after?? did u go after for the kill?

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kindness 0

um. how is that FYL? how about FYL for being such a pathetic creep and not being honest with his poor girlfriend.

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cmac86 23

not your fault. completely his fault fr sleeping around.

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FromCFL 0

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michelleJ11 25

Are you serious? If my friend cheated on their boyfriend/girlfriend, I'd try to convince them to tell their partner or I'd tell them.

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Nailbunny 4

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Luunatic 13

Or maybe FHl for being a cheater....

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perdix 29

Funny, it's usually the subordinate who has to take dictation.

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RIKANA 0

oh dear, sometimes it's best to keep quiet. then again it hard not to... RI

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ClownSmilely 0

methinks I would do for no promotion. everybody loves a clown

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