Love: Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree...

By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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By Stephanie - 14/07/2011 19:17 - United States

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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Johnny Weissmuller over here

By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 20:02

Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML

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AhouKaho 11

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

Well you were almost sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

emirie 21

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

I hope the tree wasn't too tall.

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est000dog 11

Tuesday 15 October 2013 1:45

You sure blew him away

djPanda 8

Tuesday 15 October 2013 2:53

Honestly as a man my opinion is that that could be a good thing unless he ran away

Tyyeezyjr 13

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:25

He's falling for you already!

Cuteroxx 17

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:47

I hope the guy didnt get hurt!!

carrot907 8

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:57

I'd say he's definitely fallen for you. All jokes aside this is freaking adorable.

ea247 20

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:59

Awww don't feel bad OP it's a cute story for your first kiss together

mustabee 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:18

sounds realy sweet

martin8337 35

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:19

Hubba hubba

noxvita83 8

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:43

I guess you really blew him away :D

knick64 7

Tuesday 15 October 2013 6:14

Killer kiss

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