Intimacy: Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to...

By Noname - 10/03/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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MEGAJOSH 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

dol567 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK

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cwl727 32

Monday 17 March 2014 19:05

My first response when I heard her breathing heavily was are you okay?

west546 13

Thursday 31 December 2015 22:10

"Friend"

ang3l4 17

Monday 8 August 2016 8:14

How embarrassing :|

Spongegar123 19

Saturday 17 December 2016 5:34

You're a ******* weirdo lmao.

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