By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

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bioclock 0

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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2cool4oldschool 0

Holy shit dude! U should just find someone else and screw her brains out

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cadreychasd 6

dude that means she's not for you and there's someone out there is better coming along. You'll find what you're looking for. Don't revenge make her regret that she's stupid enough not to realize only few faithful guy left in this world. :))

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cincink2277 0

wow i feel bad 4 u and trust me she prob wasnt having a good time anyway

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BreathSweetly 0

I'm sorry that would really have to suck. Really bad.

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