Intimacy: Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started...

By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States

Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

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Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

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You must not be too good at " frisky "

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Sunday 3 August 2014 17:18

That's gotta get old!

ToxicTyrael 26

Monday 2 March 2015 23:02

Killing the moment, eh?

AMYDB1293 10

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:47

thats abit odd ?

ticklebeard30 7

Tuesday 27 August 2019 7:28

and who says romance is dead

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