Miscellaneous: Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

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Are you home-schooled?

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kate1408 8

Thursday 15 May 2014 13:37

What did you do

gennyv 29

Monday 23 June 2014 23:06

#33, while I do think that's true in most cases, I really doubt that she would expel him for something unless he absolutely deserved it.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 20 November 2014 13:10

Rules are still rules. What did you do?

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