Love: Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one...

By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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Jrefinne 7

Monday 4 April 2011 19:23

Maybe find out his name first? It may be a blind date, but it doesn't have to be a deaf one.

NA053193 0

Monday 4 April 2011 19:15

I really hope you threw your drink at him. FYL

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sammygirl8 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 14:52

hahaha what are the odds of that! Sorry about your luck. Maybe you could give him another chance.

buriningfingerna 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:54

ur very pretty

agsilver 14

Saturday 7 May 2011 14:05

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immortal628 20

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:20

Right, can't blame them for trying.

immortal628 20

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:23

I now feel better about my past blind dates.

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