Transportation: Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up...

By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 16:03

You were driving with an expired license. You absolutely deserved it. Follow the law. It isn't hard to do.

Socrates_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:06

you'd never get caught for the expired license if you didn't run the stop sign. at least u didn't kill anyone in the crosswalk, cuz then you'd have 3 tickets

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RNCftw 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:39

stay off the road!

jimmyb00o5 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:45

# 27- Thank you, i strive for excellence. #28- Shut up woman, no one's talking to you. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

fail_truck 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:48

Thank you #17/JokerStorm. And to #29, you're an idiot. It is illegal for cops to have quotas.

jdb2009 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:02

There's a lot of people posting shit they deserved as of recent.

mattmag 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:37

Unless you were on the way to the DMV to renew it, you totally deserve it.

Miss_Tyff 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:12

Just because he's driving behind you doesn't mean anything. I understand the DMV can be a pain in the ass but you should have renewed your license when it expired. Also, with a cop behind you that gives you even more reason to make sure you DO pay attention to what you're doing. Next time don't be so paranoid.