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By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

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Comments

imnotsurelol 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:26

is eat it

snowy154 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:45

sexy

NDiesal10 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 23:07

OUCH! I bet that burned the **** out of your nose. WTF happened though?

saxplayer9291 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 7:57

I didn't know that was possible. that sucks tho

music12 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:55

I just threw up a bit, but I threw up a little in my mouth!!

fml_mu 10

Thursday 23 February 2012 13:53

You deserve it for drinking so much at a pub! :P

Albarufus 13

Monday 27 February 2012 13:13

Classy!

vocaloidtiger 12

Thursday 1 March 2012 9:01

While I read the first part of this, I thought to myself: this won't be good. But when I reached the final sentence, my eyes widened and I did one of those sympathetic laugh things in horror. I did NOT expect that to happen xD ... Sorry about that though, it must've been both painful and embarrassing ._.