Intimacy: Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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Bmlacme 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

Lemun 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

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NoahStaz 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:29

Maybe the goods expired.

TheSmoothDude 10

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:22

I was going to say the same thing.

xxcreativedreame 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:25

That's what you get for being a narcisistic *****.

episkey_fml 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:06

ydi for being a *****.

stevieb123 7

Saturday 3 December 2011 2:03

Wow

brun12 1

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:44

YDI for thinking you're so mucking fuch

hopey123 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:06

****

Rantarm 4

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:09

YDI you stupid ****

thatfunnyguy77 0

Monday 27 February 2012 1:56

Haha a low-life maintenance man didn't wanna c your "goods"

happy2468 21

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:58

Wtf?

e_stone_85 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:44

maybe he was just a decent guy ... letting you know so you didn't end up with the wrong person looking in. I am sure she is worth looking at.

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