Miscellaneous: Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played...

By holladaddy - 24/02/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:55

it is not your fault. They didn't tell you anything. You did your job, you are fine.

bobdole 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:56

they danced in spririt

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Hiphopopotamus 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:54

Ouch, that sucks. At least it was just a job and you didn't know any of them on a personal level.

AliSama 17

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:55

it is not your fault. They didn't tell you anything. You did your job, you are fine.

blackclouds 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:55

Eh, I would've thought the same thing. You're not a mindreader, how could you have known?

bobdole 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:56

they danced in spririt

Jenh42391 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:58

It was an honest mistake, don't feel too bad about it...stuff happens, ya know? =]

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 4:05

you chundered them like phucking scarecrow teeth

Megan_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 4:05

if they didn't tell you then it's their fault not yours. oh well.

sunshinegirl_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 4:09

Haha, it's not really your fault though. They didn't say it was in dedication of them, did they?

afroshinizzle 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 4:53

Yeah, if they didn't tell you they are deceased (sp?), then it isn't your fault. Don't you hate weird moments like that hahaha xD

capslockisgood 19

Sunday 2 September 2012 5:29

"(sp?)"?

jrenf 8

Saturday 3 May 2014 20:34

(sp)=Not sure if the word is spelled right

holynemesis1208 3

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:06

shit happens. as long as it's not on video then it will soon be forgotten.

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