Health: Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time... - FML

By ithinkimturningjapanese - 06/08/2015 08:33

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

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quickit 24

Thursday 6 August 2015 19:01

Buy food for yourself and let him eat his commissioned food.

kittyisbaeornaw 18

Thursday 6 August 2015 19:03

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow, welcome to the new age, to the new age.

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Monday 11 April 2016 14:24

was the base in Okinawa?

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