Health: Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

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lazytown 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:35

Cold turkey helps because it's yummy. You'll be too busy eating it to smoke.

Exodium 0

Friday 11 December 2009 0:51

Isn't the whole point of School that you ask a question when you don't know something? I'm sorry, but you sound like an idiot. What will this person learn by NOT asking questions? Regardless, they actually did say "And then I realised" so they obviously figured it out anyway.

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teebonehead 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:57

Here is your sign !

FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Friday 11 December 2009 5:19

OMG u made me LOL so funny but in a good way....=)

Thunderbender 2

Friday 11 December 2009 6:35

That sounds so dumb I doubt anyone could have thought you were serious :P

CoffeeCovered 0

Friday 11 December 2009 8:07

I love how this is worded, makes it even more hilarious.

JennaD 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:52

This belongs on MLIA. You people take yourselves too seriously.

COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 11 December 2009 11:10

For a woman, cold turkey means putting a **** in your mouth & sucking on it instead.

itouchguy360 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:25

the problem with the gum my aunt had was that she just subsituted ciggys for them. Granted, she had a lot of other health problems that I won't go into right now. She died in October. only 49. :(