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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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Vulkfury 8

Wednesday 4 July 2012 8:58

Awkward situation

Tempest559 12

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:02

Good thing you didn't fall for his sweet moves, otherwise you might have a new sister/daughter. That shit gets complicated around the holidays.

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rotarbiv 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 4:46

So how is that a problem? You are from Tennessee.

luckoftheirish07 3

Thursday 5 July 2012 7:11

well why was you're dad "flirting" with you?

ferbreeezy 3

Thursday 5 July 2012 8:31

wow...that's awkward.

purplemonsta444 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 15:53

....awkward, you should have slapped some sense into that creep

WinterFirefly 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 21:40

I guess he found you then.

Moonheart13 1

Friday 6 July 2012 2:19

Oh my God

thisismeFMLing 0

Friday 6 July 2012 18:42

That awkward moment when your dad wants to F*ck you..

lauralavenderbab 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:27

RUN AWAY!!

Aimee1331 9

Sunday 15 September 2013 10:30

Very awkward

Tressa1982 18

Tuesday 5 November 2013 7:05

A glimpse into the future.. Run

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