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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Equinox987 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:34

Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!

The_Batman 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:52

batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.

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lucasj23 11

Friday 16 March 2018 3:45

I don't know why Idiot people even think of using a litter box.

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