Intimacy: Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly,...

By heymacie - 19/02/2015 05:45 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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Thursday 19 February 2015 14:38

Just shows that faking will bite you in the ass eventually.

NebulaNick 12

Thursday 19 February 2015 14:34

This needs a follow up.

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WhoCouldIBe 11

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:35

Fifty shades of. Gayyyy

Teyros 24

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:50

Fyl Op. Shouldn't fake it!

cari_cat 19

Thursday 19 February 2015 20:11

OP needs to come back and clarify if she faked it or not hahaha

EnglandRocks 10

Thursday 19 February 2015 20:49

Moaning "out of habit" is never a good sign. :/

theaccountant 10

Thursday 19 February 2015 21:15

50 shades of who cares

cappellaaa 23

Thursday 19 February 2015 22:41

Ew ya nasty

bludanzr 2

Thursday 19 February 2015 23:09

bet your face turned 50 shades of red

LethalSeamonkey 15

Friday 20 February 2015 2:19

Oh man I just got so much 2nd hand embarrassment.

RustlingSoul 26

Friday 20 February 2015 2:27

I'm sorry, I'm new to this humor that makes no sense.

iLikeherBs 5

Friday 20 February 2015 4:38

As long as it was sexy its all gud.

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