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By ohsosad - 23/11/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:52 - United States - Westerville

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:45

and his community service is cleaning windows!

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:17

YDI for even considering saying yes to Edward Cullen.

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Lingonberry668 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:44

..did u?

Sparta480BC 2

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:45

and his community service is cleaning windows!

Haterman123 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 15:52

^ hahaha nice one

TryptamineDreame 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:45

They moderated my comment. :(

WhatTheFuq 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:50

Don't worry they do that to like 90% of my comments.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:05

Well, at least you know he knows how to get his freak on. ;-)

Dark2003 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:12

he was only peeping cuz of girls turning him down

Illyssa_fml 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:24

wow ydi for being a weirdo who likes creepy guys. lol

goose85427 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:34

It could be worse right!?

nikkired 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:49

Maybe he liked what he saw when he peeped in your window. Check him out,you never know

barneyfife 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 14:05

you are sick. WTF is wrong with you!?!

caraphernelia 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 14:45

people change!

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Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML

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