Animals: Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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Saturday 6 November 2010 1:13

what the ****?

higz 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:19

Norbert or Daggett?

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hannah1203 2

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:15

And this is why you don't mess with Justin Queerber! jk, mess with that fag all you want.

ikhris 4

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:36

thats pretty awsome

nickstud 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:53

girl or animal? :o

rainbowsherbet 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:56

you been gnawing on his wood. he was a lil touchy

lpfreek2169 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:17

Aaaaaaaaangry Beavers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greenpenguin999 7

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:43

coming from a female, that's very unsettling...are you on your period?

OrientlSoldr 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:52

was Filbert or Dagget?

pacwoman456 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:56

might have been Mel gibbson :)

hcovballer247 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:00

uhm... sorry

kekeshayeshaye 4

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:05

wasn't that the name of a show

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