Health: Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation....

By shatMyself - 22/04/2013 19:10 - United States

Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:40

Incoming shitstorm.

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Comments

Meme1988 18

Tuesday 23 April 2013 11:51

You poor thing :(

leelogreen 5

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:45

may the odds be ever in your favour (:

WhoDey22 2

Tuesday 23 April 2013 17:55

What hospital has more than 2 patients in the same room? Oh, they don't.

monnanon 13

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:42

er every hospital ive ever been to. granted im from a different country but your trying to tell me the US doesnt have wards? they are seperate bays for 4-8 people but there is rooms for up to 4 people depending on the type of problemw the ward deals with.

iamthunder 4

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:04

Time for 3 girls and a cup of soup

OldstrInMich 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 20:09

Feel your pain. In Budapest I got food poisoning. Had a choice private room or share a bathroom w/20 patients. Took private room. Had to ask for toilet paper!