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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:54

Ill get the razor.

YacL 15

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:28

Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".

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dlev770 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:38

YDI for havign an afro..

nlr 9

Thursday 12 May 2011 13:43

spell check? HAVING!

sarahgirly10 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:40

black people are disgusting

xgirxcupcakex 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:52

ydi for having a legit afro.xD

funnyfmfl 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:01

go 2 a pool jump in and watch everyone scatter.

tacoboy98 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:04

it called razor you should try it

nubx 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:05

why do you have an Afro?

skadoosh52 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:15

i hope ur not arachniphobic..(however u spell it)

meraseaside 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:20

arachnophobic

meraseaside 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:18

I'm so sorry for you!

PJL_3 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:22

lol your black. that kicks ass. take your pick and pick it out and they will fly away

PJL_3 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:24

that sucks. but I wouldn't worry to much. cause I didn't walk into dumbass trap.

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