Intimacy: Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 03:19 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

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Wednesday 23 December 2015 10:27

Why does a 13 year old need a baby sitter?

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Wednesday 23 December 2015 10:07

Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents

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KayleeFrye 39

Monday 8 February 2016 20:33

OK, awkward, but it's normal. I don't see why a 13 year old needs a babysitter anyways. Next time, make sure to keep all of your possessions with you at all times.

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