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By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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Sunday 12 May 2013 2:59

Well, at least he's creative.

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It could work...

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NineeCat 32

Wednesday 21 October 2015 6:53

Inside every stoner is an inventive genius lol

fryebaby623 14

Friday 13 November 2015 8:05

must have thought it would be tasty.

TDowd60 4

Tuesday 29 March 2016 5:59

That's the definition of savagery

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