Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in tears, barely able to... - FML

By wetqueefa - 03/02/2013 09:58 - United States - Union City

Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in tears, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissues and a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minutes of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Sunday 3 February 2013 16:08

I'm all for being immersed in films and series and stuff, really getting emotions out; catharsis and all that... But Gossip Girl?

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Sunday 3 February 2013 16:15

OP,you are a good son.

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