Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll... - FML

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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ktpl44 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:11

Awkward...

Absurd101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:19

Her brother, not sister stupid

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KennKenn 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:26

Just a few more hair strands, then it's complete.

Uncle_Ben96 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:28

how was it?

justanotherbird 19

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:40

Siblings fight and argue with each other all the time. Doing something vengeful, petty, and silly happens. EDIT: Comment glitch! Meant for #40.

talktomandybaby 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:33

ohmyGawd

talktomandybaby 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:33

ohmyGawd

MyPencils 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:33

watch out for those kind of things!

tacovender 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:35

You got lucky. If it was hair or something it might have worked!

hunterisblack 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:42

so?

Sweet_Testicles 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:43

Do the same to him!

maskedman 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:43

take the doll away from you brother. he won't be able to practice voodoo on it anymore and you'll finally get to play with yourself without anyone judging you as a pervert.

greg84_fml 21

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:45

My hero...

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