Health: Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would...

By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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Comments

chocolate_teapot 12

Sunday 11 September 2011 15:05

Please tell me the song you were singing was 'Sex on Fire' Or 'Great balls of fire'... Ah I'm sorry that must have killed =/

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:26

But it was possibly well timed

briissocoollike 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:12

Then it's the pelvic thruuusst that really drives you insaaaaaaaanne

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:23

I seriously thought of that too!!!! Oi! >.< (and trust me, I have reason to worry for that)

hedgehogjawn42 6

Wednesday 31 October 2012 1:22

I thought of that too! Now that song's stuck in my head...

i_am_Q 0

Monday 7 November 2011 5:13

Your life sucks so bad huh? I broke my pelvis getting tboned by a truck going 50 mph in my little escort 6 months ago. But sorry about about the little hot water on your penis.