Miscellaneous: Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front...

By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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Monday 2 July 2012 9:10

Breaking a fall deserves a clap haha

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Monday 2 July 2012 9:31

That's funny! Honestly, you're tripping out over nothing!

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Saturday 17 August 2013 2:18

You should have saved it by getting up, and making a grand bow.

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