Love: Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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Sunday 19 October 2014 20:23

Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven

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Sunday 19 October 2014 20:22

That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!