Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat...

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

gingermass437 7

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

Comments

Michele2luv 8

Friday 15 June 2012 18:17

I don't see how this is an FML . . . lol sounds like it was a good time :D Then again I find any reason not to go to the gym and I love cats . . .

AlexBblah 10

Friday 15 June 2012 18:20

Those damn cat videos!!

loooveit 4

Friday 15 June 2012 18:24

U could watch YouTube while walking on treadmill, that's what I do.

Kyleaque 4

Friday 15 June 2012 18:26

**** shit. Cats>people

HFE10 2

Friday 15 June 2012 18:27

I do that all the time, but not with cat videos

matt_c19 3

Friday 15 June 2012 18:42

just go to the gym

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 15 June 2012 19:19

Nice effort. You'll be in shape in no time.

happylife628 0

Friday 15 June 2012 19:19

then you didn't try.

noisebox 1

Friday 15 June 2012 19:23

Pussy lover!

lincolnkite 6

Friday 15 June 2012 19:34

Haha Eharmony cat lady is the best.

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