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By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 18:46 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML

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okudatwo 11

Monday 15 December 2014 8:36

Just incase you were wondering, it would be: "Mark es perezoso e insociable".

Smithyweber 3

Monday 15 December 2014 15:02

Published by anonymous and saying his Mark XD

chinco_cinco 1

Monday 15 December 2014 19:53

hey names mark too. I would know that feeling

AshWil 8

Tuesday 16 December 2014 10:34

Marco es perezoso y antisocial.

djsammyc 19

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:10

just curious, is your spanish teacher named mr.dobson?

ultra_notorious 26

Saturday 20 December 2014 1:08

Marco está perezoso y antisocial.

bobsmith39 6

Friday 5 January 2018 0:44

After the test did anyone in the class go “oh, hi mark!” Or “(laugh) what a story mark” or other people you tell this story too?

randybryant799 20

Saturday 21 August 2021 4:51

I'm pretty sure they didn't. You sound a bit paranoid.

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