Transportation: Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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memo619 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:25

did you pass?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:11

canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?

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omfgrofl1337 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:43

It's funnee that I make the argument that Ignorance argues a lot and has her e-friends back her up, and that's exactly what happend here...

XDBrittany1228 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:52

fail.

savvy_suzy 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 4:29

Perhaps purchase adult diapers for your next test (assuming you failed)?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 21 November 2010 4:35

You're right. Ignorance, KaySL, Jane and I met in a secret undisclosed location after your post went up. We synchronized our watches and decided exactly how we were going to respond to your outrageous accusations. Then at the precise predetermined times we unleashed our fury upon thee. Seriously, don't think you're that important. Get over yourself.

1summitash 1

Sunday 21 November 2010 4:39

maybe you should never drive. thank god you probably didnt pass. the past thing we need is another retarded teenager on the road

idkmyusername 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:10

*Grabs po

sammieInsanityy 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:30

uhm, how does that happen?

hantu69 22

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:25

weak bladder , haha

x3herox3 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:49

Lololololololololllolololol

AshleyMarsh 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 6:53

Did you pass?

goatmanjizz 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 6:56

shoulda had a wank while doing it yo relive tension

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