Kids: Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how...

By BrandonDrapeau - 03/08/2015 02:57 - United States - Sparta

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Monday 3 August 2015 9:36

That has to be THE most uncomfortable sentence one could say to a parent.

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Did somebody beat you to a sex talk with your son, OP? ...Now that I think about it, it was probably the internet.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 3 August 2015 15:40

Am I the only one who read the sentence with a tone of excitement?

Smooth_Criminal 24

Monday 3 August 2015 20:48

Not at all.

EvilLittleMan 23

Monday 3 August 2015 16:35

High-five for that reply !

Liu1992 14

Monday 3 August 2015 16:51

哈哈，I'm going to beat off!

OrpheusTelos 4

Monday 3 August 2015 17:22

i mean...at least he's honest?

chuchusheep 19

Monday 3 August 2015 17:30

oh dear.

jack67_fml 14

Monday 3 August 2015 17:38

Ha! That kid is savage

xcrunner5671 4

Monday 3 August 2015 17:39

How is this an fml exactly?

writerchic85 25

Monday 3 August 2015 17:54

At least he's not embarrassed by his body

randomcritic 14

Monday 3 August 2015 18:00

How old is he?! Sorry about the awkwardness, but at least you're being a good parent by letting him know what to expect.

beachtrash 7

Monday 3 August 2015 18:25

Wet dreams are only normal if you go too long without release. Many men don't have wet dreams at all, because they have enough sex and/or because they take matters into their own hands frequently. OP: just because you think they're normal doesn't mean they'll be a nornal part of your son's life.