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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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allenalives 1

Monday 3 December 2012 19:01

You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure

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Monday 3 December 2012 19:02

Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.

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Atalia 17

Friday 24 April 2015 9:25

At least you're rid of the bitch.

tiredofwaiting 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 16:03

At least you are free of this psycho.

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