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By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Monday 7 September 2015 0:13

he's as smart as you are gay

joljenni 6

Monday 7 September 2015 0:15

I have no idea how anyone can say you deserve it. Good on you OP for being a nice friend. Your boyfriend's a dumbass and the jealous type. Find a secure man. Good job! :)

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fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 11 January 2017 22:20

<p>He's insecure.</p>

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