Miscellaneous: Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend... - FML

By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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realggirl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:58

Your friend is such a d*ck! Poor girl. As if getting your heart broken isn't bad enough. :(

canucksnhl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:10

f her life

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JothamHousden 17

Tuesday 6 September 2016 23:54

Just banta mate.

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