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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

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By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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Aaraeus 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:45

Catastrophic.

floiedy 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:47

You're an ass.

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Leigh_Badd 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:20

That was smart!! Dumbass.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:34

Why would you think that's funny? How stupid are you? There is absolutely no way you don't deserve this. F the cats life.

shortykrt 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:34

dumbass.

bigarat10 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:34

haha your smart! YDI idiot

marissa456 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:36

that's so mean!

bleedlikeagod 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:38

someone got dropped on their head a few to many times.

amkaye 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:40

I feel worse for the cat than you, jackass.

4ugu4 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:49

YDI OP!!!!!!

zombiesrule 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:50

your retarded

zombiesrule 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:50

your retarded

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