Transportation: Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired'... - FML

By t-dawg - 09/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

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onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:58

What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!

FaperPairy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:51

Well, that was smart.

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Oriina 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:01

Oh. That was your friend's car? Whoops.

lilcuti3pi389 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:29

there are ways to prevent people from entering the car in the first place but ok and unfortunate turn of events, bt how u were supposed to know!? that sux for your friend.

xxmsp91 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:50

AHAHAHA, omg this is waayyy too funny LOL

boreddd 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 14:03

I hope he gets you back.

ajw1991 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 15:39

Whats with all the people saying the OP's friend should get revenge? The sign was meant as A JOKE. It dosen't mean they wanted anyone to actually steal it. How do they know the car wasn't going to be stolen anyway? If I wanted to steal a car, I wouldn't go around looking for one with that sign on it. Typical of Americans to take everything literally.

space_game 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:15

#29, you're so righteous. Seriously, stfu.

SiNgiNSwEeT7 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:04

your friend should be the one on here lol

quitter 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:50

so OP is giving up his own car to his friend now, right? Or buying him another?

dang_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:38

wow you're a great friend

xoLoveox 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:22

lmao idiot pay for a new one

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