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By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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cool_berry 8

Wednesday 11 January 2017 17:33

I hope you know that doesn't really help

DemCherries 4

Saturday 11 March 2017 1:07

Peeing on it doesn't really help.

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cool_berry 8

Wednesday 11 January 2017 17:33

I hope you know that doesn't really help

DemCherries 4

Saturday 11 March 2017 1:07

Peeing on it doesn't really help.

Andrei I 9

Saturday 17 March 2018 13:19

you deserved to be stung twice for believing urine alleviates jellyfish stings

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