Transportation: Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 10:33 - Australia

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 06:42

Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 14:57 - Italy - Padova

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

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redpump 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 16:04

always hold onto your stuff mate.

tpea 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 16:05

YDI, even if temporarily, take your belongings with you!

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XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Monday 8 November 2010 3:13

*gasp* that's terable!!! I'm so sorry!!!

JiggleZ 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 19:02

Well thats pretty pathetic, why the hell would you leave your laptop on the bus, common sense people

arsenicalhumor 30

Tuesday 16 April 2013 6:45

Well.. It was good of you to be nice to the people getting off of the bus, but no offence- why would you leave a laptop unattended?

zykrithium 22

Wednesday 25 February 2015 21:32

And that's why we don't do nice things for people.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 15 June 2015 4:53

Never leave your things unattended.

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