Miscellaneous: Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking...

By FlGirl - 24/12/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML

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Thursday 24 December 2009 16:15

So, was there chemistry between you?

shananigans 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:57

A smoker AND a serial farter? F your neighbor's life.

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itsbecca 11

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:13

YDI, smelly.

evangldbrg 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:29

I'm calling fake, you're totally blowing smoke out your ass

blastvortex 3

Friday 25 December 2009 5:53

Only if she lit a match while cracking 'em off, 37. I call bull too, though - women don't fart.

perdix 29

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:15

So, was there chemistry between you?

Link11206 0

Friday 25 December 2009 13:42

No, but there was plenty of methane.

10_4Franky 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 5:05

Both of these made me laugh. Good laughs brighten my day.

matt5217 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:25

lol @ perdicks mom

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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withered 30

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:22

Hahahaha xP

davids123 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:34

unlucky haa

Shotta 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:47

SMFH

shananigans 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:57

A smoker AND a serial farter? F your neighbor's life.

sexxxtacy 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:46

the smoking is irrelevant really because if everyone would read the ******* fml it say he was also smoking.

crzyry 6

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:58

So your life is ****** cause you passed gas like everyone else on this planet and some person you've never met heard it?

wh4t3v3R 0

Friday 25 December 2009 1:31

FAKE! Girls don't fart. Everyone on the planet knows that.

what_the_fail 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:31

Girls don't poop either. This is fake.

kitties_fml 12

Thursday 24 December 2009 17:03

you sound gross in multiple ways

terriibabiiix23 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 17:06

how embarassing ! YDI for being disgusting.

grrrarrrg2 2

Thursday 24 December 2009 17:21

oh yea because you've never farted. You should have your teeth knocked out.

itsbecca 11

Thursday 24 December 2009 19:39

smoking is also a tad disgusting you know.

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