Animals: Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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WeAreScrewed 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:55

Aw shit.

that1guyyy 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:56

Shit happens

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wriptidez 0

Friday 11 November 2011 11:22

i like to take a disinfectant wipe to bottom of shoe lol

wriptidez 0

Friday 11 November 2011 11:22

i like to take a disinfectant wipe to bottom of shoe lol

EnterAUsername_fml 5

Friday 11 November 2011 11:38

Wow, no shit? I figured that someone would've said that by now. Too bad the yard wasn't scared shitless. No shit, Sherlock. You've got to be ******** me. Someone should have scared the shit out of you to make you step there. Sorry OP, but I have discovered some shitty locations for shit to be hidden.

eff5 0

Friday 11 November 2011 11:59

Were you at a dog park?

dfens 8

Friday 11 November 2011 12:20

Sounds like a shittier situation.

livicap10 0

Friday 11 November 2011 12:37

Pick up ur freakin shit people

peach6 0

Friday 11 November 2011 16:12

Damn.

fo_86 0

Friday 11 November 2011 16:37

Where the he'll are you walking that has this much unknown shit?

darkinners 6

Friday 11 November 2011 17:47

that must mean something, think it through

arysmomee 2

Friday 11 November 2011 19:58

that's happened to me lol. FYL. sorry hun!

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