Intimacy: Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely...

By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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brittster1990 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:40

At least he said please.

JiggyBoo123 11

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:34

You make a better door than you do a window.

Comments

SierraBunni 8

Friday 23 December 2011 4:55

This isn't an FML

majorasshole 4

Friday 23 December 2011 5:23

What a controlling bitch.

friedchickenpie 14

Friday 23 December 2011 5:37

Never mind this comment. It's not here.

hateevryone 14

Friday 23 December 2011 5:41

maybe he just wanted to watch tv.

FroHo 8

Friday 23 December 2011 6:24

It's called quality time. GTFO

ultra_notorious 26

Friday 23 December 2011 7:39

What a putz, I'd be more concerned with laying the pipe!

vcolvin 0

Friday 23 December 2011 8:23

He's probably gay. I don't think any straight guy would not like his girlfriend naked or undressing in front of him

Sniper3000 0

Friday 23 December 2011 8:37

At least he was polite

TheDog6 24

Friday 23 December 2011 8:50

I hope I'm not the only one who thought this but all guys aren't pigs. Some of us are decent people.

prettypinkpixie 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:40

but most men are dogs :D

sirhobothesecond 3

Friday 23 December 2011 9:13

Hey, at least he was polite about it.

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