Health: Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

JGrevious 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:03

charming. absouluty charming

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:05

How do you forget to wash your hands after taking a massive dump? Sick.

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bleedingglitter 24

Monday 20 April 2015 7:28

E. coli!

shotgun_girl 17

Saturday 13 February 2016 1:39

Gross. But biting your nails and eating your boogers actually is good for your immune system because it exposes you to the germs in small doses, your body freaks, then it makes antibodies. Still gross.

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