Intimacy: Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to...

By involuntary waxing - 15/01/2012 09:00 - Canada

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

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cartmen73 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:39

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:44

That's a sticky situation

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MotherHen88 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:35

Put those secretions in bottles and sell them as glue

chels1994 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:45

I just cringed so bad...

Buggsii7 4

Monday 16 January 2012 0:04

I hope you dont have to pee soon!

cami28 0

Monday 16 January 2012 0:08

Disgusting

br0ccoli 14

Monday 16 January 2012 0:36

Ewww what medication is that??? I need to steer clear of that one. LOL. I'm sure u will be fine.

ninjacapo 2

Monday 16 January 2012 1:06

EWWWWWWW

wironandine 8

Monday 16 January 2012 1:34

caseDL6 12

Monday 16 January 2012 1:37

ouch. not fun. :(

adamjoseph12 0

Monday 16 January 2012 1:41

Ew!!

bobchickenfart 5

Monday 16 January 2012 1:56

free wax?

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