Miscellaneous: Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man.... - FML

By Mofisto - 15/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

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Arbosis 0

Monday 16 February 2009 5:08

wtf why where you in a lesbian bar?

that_one_guy 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 15:54

I bet he was doing the highly credited and validated attack plan of "scoping out for bis." Of course I'm kidding about highly credited and validated bit but never the less. And I wouldn't worry to much about you loosing the fight, unless some mates saw it happen, some of those women can be pretty fierce.

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Autistic_Slut 9

Saturday 20 February 2016 17:30

you lost just getting into a fight there

Tyrax 16

Monday 12 September 2016 4:52

I'd have kicked your ass if you started a fight with me too. Idiot. Don't assume being a male makes you a badass. And don't forget your brains are dangling between your legs, in easy kicking range, chauvinist.

NotaVinci 19

Sunday 2 October 2016 23:27

Kinda sexist...

Jeason012 18

Saturday 8 July 2017 0:00

don't start fights

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